Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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