some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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