We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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