Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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