I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I fill condoms, not promises.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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