i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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