these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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