Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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