Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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