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  (248): View more from Michigan

  with your own penis?

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  (248): with your own penis? http://tfl.nu/apjm
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  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.

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  i dont think thats weird i think thats fun

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  i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird

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  (401): he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places. (1-401): i dont think thats weird i think thats fun (401): i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird http://tfl.nu/88jj
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  Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love

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  (610): Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love http://tfl.nu/hgdf
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  (636): View more from Missouri

  just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.

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  (636): just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am. http://tfl.nu/ubv2
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  (360): View more from Washington

  Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!

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  (360): Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher! http://tfl.nu/zrl8
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  (850): View more from Florida

  i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come

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  (850): i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come http://tfl.nu/u6ow
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell

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  That's the classiest thing you've ever said.

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  (303): i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell (720): That's the classiest thing you've ever said. http://tfl.nu/sstw
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  (937): View more from Ohio

  He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?

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  (937): He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst? http://tfl.nu/5xe1
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  (509): View more from Washington

  if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates

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  (509): if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates http://tfl.nu/h4yt
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  (540): View more from Virginia

  Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.

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  (540): Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh. http://tfl.nu/suhk
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.

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  (815): Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess. http://tfl.nu/3e7p
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  (575): View more from New Mexico

  I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.

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  (575): I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend. http://tfl.nu/kkwb
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  (410): View more from Maryland

  IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS

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  (410): IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS http://tfl.nu/c2np
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn

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  (703): Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn http://tfl.nu/hyg6
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  (913): View more from Kansas

  Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?

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  (913): Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick? http://tfl.nu/db75
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