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• (650): View more from California

  just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.

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• (914): View more from New York

  She's been drunk for three days now

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  Like three straight days. 72 hours

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  She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  But I thought it was so funny last night

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  You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night

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