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• (334): View more from Alabama

  They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.

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• (607): View more from New York

  you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  we're so committed to being not committed

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