I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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