There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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