She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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