I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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