Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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