Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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