On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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