someone threw a dead crab at me
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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