and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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