That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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