Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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