Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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