Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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