vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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