omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
