don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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