My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He has the fingertips of a God
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