The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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