Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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