At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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