physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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