Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You need a sexual gate keeper
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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