He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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