My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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