remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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