your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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