He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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