it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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