The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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