McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Go christen that room with your naked body.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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