If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
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