it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
it glows. i had to have it.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
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He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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