hotel room ftw
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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