This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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