Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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