i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
kristin has been a bad kristin
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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