how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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