we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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