I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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