I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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