so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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