Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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