If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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