Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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