Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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